WARNING – A New Challenger Has Appeared!

A clear case of Ascended Fanboy

Carda here.

So, yeah.  I’m The New Guy (With The Gun) here at ELB.  You may recognize me from such classics as the Operate Shooting Star speculation episode.  Apparently I scored really high on some sort of secret recruitment exam during that recording or something, because here I am.

*is handed a sheet of paper from off-camera*  This just in!  “Stop adlibbing and read the stupid cue cards, you moron.”

Oh.  Um.  “EXE 4 Sucks”.  Wait, why did I need a cue card for that?

[introductory recording redacted]

In all seriousness, I’m humbled and overjoyed to be a part of this team and look forward to many future podcasts with Break and Flash.  Operate on!

VendorMan’s 2009 Still Open

Need a dispenser here!

Need a dispenser here!

FlashMan here!

Due to overwhelming popular demand from buyers, BreakMan and I are reopening VendorMan’s for everyone who missed out, as well as for everyone who wants to pick up some last-minute gift ideas for Christmas!

In addition, VendorMan’s is now open to the general public, so if you missed out on signing up, that’s okay! The shops are only open temporarily and can close at any time, but our current plan is to leave them open during the Christmas season.

We’re still offering our free gift packages and bundles, so please, stop on by and look– we still have PLENTY of great items at awesome prices!

Have a very Merry Christmas and a happy new year!

VendorMan’s 2009 Holiday Sale