
If you don't like Princess Sally, GTFO.
BreakMan here.
I’d like to apologize again for missing my deadline last week, but I really was feeling quite miserable and had to take it easy for a bit. Thanks to those of you who that wished me well. I’m feeling much better now.
At any rate, here it is: the third installation of our Sonic discussion. Some of you may remember that when Flash and I originally recorded this one, we became victims of an automated system restart which caused us to lose the entire column. We could have gone ahead and just re-recorded it right then and there, but it just wouldn’t have been the same; all of our responses would have felt largely forced and not as natural.
But by this point, it’s been long enough that we’ve finally gotten back into the swing of Sonic discussion, and we’re really happy with the way that this one turned out. Even though a lot of unnecessary filler got cut during editing, the finished product still weighs in at over two hours. Sorry about that, but there’s just too much good discussion that I just couldn’t cut.
Although this ends the Episode 08 trilogy, I can pretty much guarantee that we’ll be coming back to discuss various other aspects of Sonic the Hedgehog at a later date, so keep an eye on the horizon. Meanwhile, enjoy Act 3. ^_^

ELB EX Episode 08 Act 3 – Sonic: The Animations
Hi, guys. BreakMan here. No fancy avatar or texty-name thingy today. Too tired.
Just wanted to let you guys know that there won’t be an EX column this week…probably not until next week. I’ve been attacked by a bug of sicknessness, and really don’t feel very well at all. Seriously, my vision is blurry, my head is throbbing, and my throat feels like I’ve been swallowing crumpled-up wads of sandpaper.
Blahblahblahblahblahblah whinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhine aside, sorry to disappoint, sorry to make you wait. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
Gonna go hop in a bacta tank now. See ‘ya next week.

I LOVE RYU NO STAR DOG SO MUCH
BreakMan here.
Apologies for the absence of the usual bi-weekly content, guys. Flash and I have been working really hard on getting Eye Lazor Beams SP: Let’s Rock! up and going. The good news is that we will actually be able to start bringing this awesome stuff to you. The bad news is that this has been a HUGE distraction for us.
The good news is that we just finished recording a new EX episode, and you’ll probably be seeing that next week. The bad news is that it’s not ready yet.
The good news is that we’ve got a new piece of ELB EX content for you today! The bad news is that it’s a bit on the negative side of things.
The good news is that this episode is an awesome chunk of commentary that had to be cut from Episode 09, but was good enough to justify its own release! The bad news is that it discusses Capcom’s recent business practices with the Blue Bomber, which we’re not all that wild about, to put it lightly.
In all seriousness, this side-column is a lot more rant-filled than our usual fare. If that doesn’t sound like your cup o’ tea, you might want to skip this one. However, if you’d genuinely like to hear our take on the current state of Capcom’s unofficial mascot, then we hope you enjoy this one, or at least take something away from it.
Episode 09A – Dear Capcom, Please Stop
Tune in next week for a serious, hefty helping of AWESOME in the next installment of ELB EX!
FlashMan here.
For the uninformed, aye would like to inform you that today is the strongest day.
This is a monumental day in geek history! First, today is, as you’ve noticed, the day in which (9)s from all around the world celebrate their victory as not one, nor two, but three (9)s are in today’s date. Therefore, that makes this the strongest possible day we will have for the next ten years!

Happy Cirno Day!
Second, today marks the tenth anniversary of the North America launch of SEGA’s last console system, the Dreamcast.

Naturally we couldn’t let this monumental occasion pass us by. The Eye Lazor Beams staff is proud to announce a new series we have been working on for the last few months. Until recently, this project has been in the planning phases, but recording and editing is now underway. Thus, it brings be great pleasure to announce that Eye Lazor Beams SP: Let’s Rock! will be premiering soon on eyelazorbeams.com. Please look forward to it!
That is all. You may now go back to posting pictures of cats on imageboards.